GET READY FOR HUGE DISCOUNT!!!

Are you an aggressive shopper and have been unable to shop due to the covid’19 crisis?

Get set to take advantage of huge sales after the covid’19 pandemic. This is because, if my calculation is accurate. Stall and business owners now have wares stocked up which should have since been sold off and restocked.

As a business owner myself, the first intuition of business owners after the pandemic is to get rid of all old stock and restock i.e start business afresh. Therefore, in my calculation, after covid’19, we would begin to see sales discount which we can take advantage of.

So while planning all other things, please plan to shop and enjoy your life.

Remember. After covid’19, those of us that would be surviving by God’s Grace would be stepping into a brand new world. Lets step out chic and stylish.

YOLO

N700 billion Naira Covid'19 Relief Funds allegedly burnt in fire

Can this be true??

Accodrding to the Accountant General of the Federation, 700 billion naira Covid'19 relief funds got lost due to the Fire outbreak.

Meanwhile, just before the fire, the National Assembly asked about how the trillions of naira was spent.

What can you say about this?

"We’re sorry about the incident occurred on Wednesday been 8th of April 2020, the government lost 700billion naira Covid-19 Relief Funds Due to the Fire outbreak, its caused a lot of damages in the office and we’re yet to investigate on what was the cause of the fire outbreak, I want to use this opportunity to appeal to the Nigerians most especially to the SouthEast and Southwest, government together we will help fight this virus".

Nigeria is a Country where everyone knows the thief but no one can challenge it just like the rat snooping into our kitchen at night to eat the plantain. It leaves evidence so you know its the one but you dare not challenge it.

Covid'19 Is stay at home getting boring? Get tips on fun activities - Victoria Abidoye

Stay at home will never sound more pleasing to the ears of a fresh out of college graduate that has been slaving over making ends meet. Most people will see it as a time to unwind and rewind, to rest and recuperate, to exhale and inhale, meet up with deadlines, finish up tasks that you have been putting off etc.

If you, like me stay in Lagos, you’d have heard the gist that this stay at home for two weeks gist has been postponed till further notice and while many of us would begin to get angry and rant and take the time to express our displeasure over social media which is our mobile world, we can also channel all of that energy into doing something that can better us, so that by the time we come out of this lockdown we would really have been refreshed and reenergized.

Below are some tips on things you can do to have fun in this period. Read and thank me later

ONE POST DAILY OR MULTIPLE POSTS

Hi Fam!

Now that I have ginger to blog again thanks to Covid'19.

I need your suggestion in the comment box please.

Should I make a post daily or multiple posts per day?

I have a number of posts lined up for publication.

Also, you can send in your write ups so we can upload it on the blog while giving credit to you.

What do y'all think?

SUCCESS IN THE WORLD'S TERM

How are y'all doing.

Happy Covid'19 period.

So from now till a few days; this will be my Heart's diary. After all its Fabulous gist yea.

Today, I want to talk about success in the world's term.

Have you noticed that sometimes, the world and people in it have a way of placing an undue pressure on you. These days, it is done through the use of social media. We all stalk each other using our statuses and because from everyone’s status they seem to be doing better than us, we tend to feel we are not doing enough or that our best is not enough.

Darling, I am here to debunk such lies. The reality is for some, they may truly be doing better than us. But, do we even know what they went through, training, disciplines, sadness, pains and all that led them to that level.

While for some others its just a show to make you feel exactly how you are feeling right now especially in this Corona period where everyone is forming motivational speaker and some are simply just sleeping at home or watching film.

I just want to tell you this; Listen

The beauty of the process

Although I am trying to meet up with several targets at the same time, I thought to take out some time to tell you about the beauty of the process.

I have discovered that a lot of people do not appreciate the process of growth. In the euphoria of wanting to become great, many oftentimes skip the process and jump on from one phase of life to the other. This sort of blinds us to great things that happened in that phase while trying to rush on to the next phase of our life.

Before, I judge and make others the victim, I will admit here and now that manytimes, I often fall victim of this... Many times I have my gaze so much on the other side of the process which makes me unappreciative of this now phase of your life and if care is not taken, it could make you desperate and even frustrated.

But with each passing day, and each privilege to learn about ME, and the process which God will have me go through, I began to learn to appreciate the process of growth, the gift of life, the gift of relationships and trust me, its absolutely beautiful.

Let me encourage you, the beauty of growth is the beauty of process and in the process there is something about our character that is being developed...

How do we enjoy the process and not endure it?

Simply, by being appreciative and this boils down to what we see and how we see it.

Depending on how we look, there are many things to be grateful for, there are also many things to be ungrateful for but being grateful is deliberating choosing to overlook the bad and stay put on the good while trusting the process.

Celebrating yourself on little wins is also paramount. 

Listen, I know that your friends have done all those things but relax, what is yours will never pass you by so lets enjoy the ride together. 

SUICIDE IS NEVER AN OPTION

Sniper is not an easy killer, it’s an organ eating ,liquid monster.

Sniper is a DDVP 2,2.

Ok…sniper is a Dichlorovinyl Dimethyl phosphate compound, produced by ndi Swiss Nigeria Chemical Compound.

When you blindly drink sniper, that you want to kill yourself, this is what will happen to you….

1. Your eyeballs will swim in its own water as forced tears escapes from its reservoir.

2. You will have serious discharges from your nose…oh, it’s late, you will have no control over these happenings now.

3. A banging migraine will set in. You will hold unto your head and scream like it wants to explode.

4. Your chest will tighten, forcing close , making sure that your body have lost control over it.

5. You will be on the floor by now, screaming through all your senses, as saliva pours out from your mouth like a slow, mini river.

6. You will mess yourself up with vomiting, and you will long to vomit your intestines too, to be relieved, cos you are now in so much regrets for taking the sniper, but ah,ah,ah…sniper must finish it’s job.

7. The rest of the crises comes in turns as you shit all over yourself …sweating ,muscle fasciculation, your blood pressure will go down low, convulsions, then, your life will be squeezed out of you through the shutting down of your lungs and kidney….cardiac arrest will aid your departure.

They will meet you when you are dead, with your eyes open, drooling, a lot of poo in your underwear, your body twisted in a strange position as you tried to fight off the pain and crises, and they will observe the signs of struggle in the room you took the sniper…cos you will climb the walls, tear the sheets, rip some of your hair off, just to quail the killing pain.. some run off from their houses,screaming for people to help them, that they drank sniper, that’s how they ended up in the hospital.

If you are lucky, your system could be flushed when it has not shut down everything, if you are unlucky, you will die on your way to the hospital, or in the hospital…but in your dead eyes, the last memorial record in it, before your terrorized brain, shuts down, is “regrets”.

You can see, it’s not an easy death.

Should in case you are among those, waiting on queue to snipe yourself out..the dead cannot come back to tell you their experiences with sniper…that 100ml ,200/300 naira otapiapia, is a terminator..a gradually, ruthless, wicked terminator.

You are deceived when they make you believe that sniper is the easier way out, no, it will slowly devour you from the inside, as it shuts down your organs one by one in a tearing order.

It’s only a bullet to your head, measured well, not to miss the brain, that can be the fast killer you anticipated, not sniper.

If you are depressed, drink more of cold juices, while you think your way out. Suicide is not a joke.

You don’t wanna mess with that insecticide called sniper. Trust me..no think am, no take am.

Written by

April Wolf.